Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Get ready to earn those stripes this month, because the universe just handed you a massive, shiny clipboard labeled “Responsibilities & Challenges.” Saturn’s decided to set up shop in your sign, and let me tell you, when the old man comes to visit, he’s not there for a tea party. He’s here to make sure you get your stuff done. It’s time to build, to structure, to put that famous Aries energy into something concrete. Make something of yourself. Don’t go crying into your porridge about the visit from the old man, because guess what, there’s more to it than you think. There’s a deeper game going on.
Neptune’s also hanging out in Aries, and while it might tempt you with a cozy blanket of otherworldliness, or offer you some pain medication, that’s just a distraction. leave it alone. Don’t let that illusory fog trick you into feeling sorry for yourself! Instead, consider it an invitation to go inward to truly find your authentic self. It’s like a fishing exercise only the fish you can catch is the real you.
And just when you thought it was all about hard work and introspection, bam! Mars is bringing a full-on warrior spirit to your doorstep. You’re not just facing challenges; you’re fighting them, like a gladiator on steroids. Plus, with Venus romancing in Aries, a part of you is actually loving all this ! You thrive on a good scrap, don’t you? You’re like a seed fighting to break out of the soil – all that pressure, all that effort, and you know what? You’re gonna make it. You’re going to break through. Just remember which battles are truly yours and which ones you should keep your nose out of.
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Your Lucky Days: June 1st to 3rd, June 10th to 12th, June 21st to 23rd
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
Over the past few years the God Uranus has been doing his unpredictable dance through Taurus, bringing shocks, weird stuff diving out of the blue, and those delightfully forced changes that make your normally chilled-out self want to smash things up. And his buddy Pluto is on your case as well. You’ve been gripped in a headlock, with Pluto on one side, undermining your castle walls and Uranus on the other side causing unexpected chaotic events on the other. Sadly, Taurus is often too stuck in its ways to actually reap the benefits of progress. You just want to stay put, eat your cake, and ignore the universe screaming, “MOVE!”. So it’s a good thing that these energies are forcing you to shift. You’re gonna win big in the long run.
Here’s some truth you can understand. Your days as the ‘old you’ are over. It’s done. Cooked. Fried. Finished. it’s high time to let go of that old ego identity – the one that’s comfortable, predictable, and maybe a little bit too rooted in how things used to be. It’s time to move towards more authenticity, even if it feels like pulling teeth. That Pluto/ Uranus headlock isn’t trying to hurt you; it’s trying to shake loose what no longer serves your true self. You can only ignore the universe for so long before it sends a bigger bulldozer. If you don’t move then the universe will make you move. I suggest you consider moving before the next bulldozer comes back. Believe me, as someone who has seen it before, its far easier for you to make the move first. You definitely don’t wanna be bulldozed.
Now, as if that weren’t enough, Mars is also squaring your Sun this month. And guess what? All those people you’ve been judging, labelling as narcissistic or over-the-top, might actually be displaying the very thing you need to do. They’re showing you something about yourself, about where you need to be bolder, less rigid, and more willing to engage with what’s outside your comfort zone. It’s the cosmic mirror, and sometimes the reflection isn’t what you expect. Don’t fight the reflection; understand the lesson. Move, but don’t move the way fear makes you move.
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Your Lucky Days: 3rd to 5th, 12th to 14th, 21st to 23rd
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
I’m pleased to tell you that after some recent faffing about, it’s all going your glorious way this month. You’re not just rolling down the hill, you’re practically surfing a tsunami of good vibes and heading effortlessly downstream. Not only are there fabulous social changes happening, but also some seriously deep, life-altering expansions that are shifting the ground beneath your feet. All to your advantage. And that lucky streak you’ve been on? Oh, that’s carrying on for at least another month. If I was a betting man I would say it’s a great time to cash in on all your past socializing. Make the follow up calls. Let people know you are there. They have things for you.
On a more philosophical slant, it’s time for you to take your natural role in the universe and pollinate the world with your social skills. Carry information back and forth, connect people, share ideas, and basically be Gods switchboard operator. Your natural curiosity is on steroids right now, so this is absolutely NOT a good time to say no to anything. You gotta say “Yes” to everything. Even if it seems like a bad idea, I guarantee it will turn out to your advantage in the long run. Seriously, if it sparks even a flicker of interest, chase it down. Keep your eyes peeled for signs and opportunities to make huge, future-altering shifts in your life. The more you socialize, the luckier you are. Social contact equals jackpot. So get out of the house, get on the phone, get on the internet – just get out there and pollinate the masses.
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Your Lucky Days: June 5th to 7th, June 14th to 16th, June 23rd to 25th
Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
You’re about to enter one of the luckiest months of the year, yet, paradoxically one of the most challenging. Your optimism will be running on maximum, manifesting like a fully charged psychic battery pack, and reality will practically mirror your confidence. No doubt you’ll be thinking, “This is great! Hooray, look at how safe I am, look at me go!”
BUT – and there’s always a ‘but’ when the universe wants you to grow – you may find yourself unexpectedly bogged down with responsibilities. And these aren’t just minor annoyances, these are the kind of boring duties that can turn your grand plans into a frustrating slog. It’s a fantastic time to invest in anything, from new ideas to actual cold, hard cash, but here’s your warning: it is not a great time to trust blindly. Your usually impeccable intuition might get a little hazy, and you could be easily deceived by those who are less than honorable. So, put your critical thinking cap on, even if it covers your nice hair.
Yet despite the duties and the hard work, this is a phenomenal period to plant seeds of any kind – new projects, new relationships, new habits – yet also a time when you will be forced to tend to them. No skipping out on the watering and weeding, even when you’d rather retreat into your shell. If you can wrap your beautiful Cancerian mind around the idea that what’s taking place is precisely designed to strengthen you and expand your cosmic knowledge, you can genuinely have one of the best months of any of the zodiac signs. Seriously, it’s that potent.
But remember this, and listen closely: you have to work. You have to actually show up and do the work, even when it’s tough, even when it’s boring, and you must resist any urge to feel sorry for yourself when the going gets rough. There’s no space for a pity party this month; the universe needs your grit. You will ultimately end up on top, overflowing with success, but you gotta work for it. No free lunches this time, only hard work and amazing rewards.
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Your Lucky Days: June 7th to 9th, June 16th to 18th, June 25th to 27th
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
You’re very blessed this month, people will think you’re even better than you actually are. Don’t look so surprised, it’s just the universe playing favorites, and you’re at the top of the list (as usual). Society is on your side, and God is on your side – now that’s a devastating combination, enabling you to feel that warrior spirit inside begging for the Lion to be unleashed. If you were a Lion in a Tarzan movie you would get to eat Tarzan.
But here’s something to consider: as Pluto continues its deep dive through Aquarius, you’re gonna have to accept the rather inconvenient fact that life will never be the same again. We’re talking tectonic shifts, not just a slight change of scenery. You’re going to have to let things go, and I mean really let them go. Some things you’re clinging to, some old identities or comforts, simply don’t serve your purpose anymore. They’re dead weight. It’s time to let them drift away and freshen you up like a nice warm shower. Actually, it’s more like a pressure hose because it’s gonna shift dirt and grime that’s been there since you were born.
This isn’t just about clearing out the old attic, it’s about making space in the house for a whole new delivery of new furniture. It’s time for brand new ideas, a brand new way of being, and yes, a new you is being born. And you, my friend, might just have to deliver the baby by yourself. It’s messy, it’s uncomfortable, but it’s yours. Embrace the radical shift, because your ego is being challenged to make way for your authentic majesty. Oh, and after the baby’s born you get to eat Jai for desert.
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Your Lucky Days: June 1st to 3rd, 10th to 12th, June 28th to 30th,
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
There are times in life when we all get a bit lost, underwhelmed, like we’re just treading water. There are no real urgent impulses running through your veins, no earth-shattering events making you pull out your perfectly organized emergency kit. And you know what? That’s not a problem, it’s actually an opportunity.
It’s precisely during these deceptively calm times that you get to consolidate all those loose ends. All the unfinished projects lurking in the corners of your mind, the jobs you didn’t quite get around to, that nagging feeling of incomplete tasks. You will be amazed at just how much unfinished thigs contribute to feeling awful. People don’t realize it but having incomplete tasks makes us suffer immensely with a nagging discontent. Finishing all the projects you have started is called integrity. It’s not just about doing new things, integrity is about tying up all the old ones. Getting ’em done. Don’t worry, in the not-too-distant future, your life is gonna explode with activity, and you’ll be back to managing the big Virgo jigsaw puzzle with a million pieces. Don’t be caught with loose ends when the tornado shows up.
Consider this quiet phase like a tidying-up period. Embrace the lull, because it’s a blessing in disguise, a chance to clear the decks so you can clean up that future chaos with unparalleled efficiency. You’re building a stronger, more complete foundation. Don’t waste it feeling bored or under-stimulated; get busy finishing.
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Your Lucky Days: June 3rd to 5th, June 12th to 14th, June 21st to 23rd
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
It’s easy for us humans, especially those of us blessed with a sharp intellect, to fall into the trap of thinking our minds are the ultimate superpower. We puff out our mental chests and declare our rational thought to be the greatest human attribute, the king of the castle. But here’s the uncomfortable truth for all you air signs: thinking by itself can sometimes be easily fooled. It’s gullible. It can get caught in endless loops, overanalyze, or simply miss the point because it’s too busy trying to admire itself.
This month, the cosmic currents are nudging you towards a different kind of intelligence, one that doesn’t get as much of your attention but is equally, if not more, helpful if you know how to use it. Your intuition, my friend, is in full swing. It’s that gut feeling, that knowing beyond logic, that whisper from your authentic self that cuts through the noise. So, once you’ve thought about a situation, once you’ve analyzed it from every conceivable angle until your brain hurts, don’t stop there. Take a breath, listen to that inner voice, and apply your wisdom. Because thinking without wisdom, without that deeper, intuitive grounding, is like a child without a father – it lacks true direction, profound understanding, and ultimately, real power. It’s just smarts without soul. Beef stew without the beef. A bike with no wheels.
You’ve been showered with optimism for quite some time now, and that’s fantastic. Things might be flowing, opportunities might be presenting themselves, and the universe might seem to be on your side. But even when everything is going your way, it’s always a great idea to gain wisdom in whatever you do. Don’t be complacent. Don’t skip the opportunity to gain true wisdom just because the path looks easy. Easy paths can make you gullible. Don’t leave your mind out in the deep, dark waters or it may drown. But with wisdom as your floatation device you’re sure to win.
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Your Lucky Days: June 5th to 7th, June 14th to 16th, June 23rd to 25th
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You know better than most that when we all signed up for this gig called “life,” we also signed up for the whole crazy package. And that means a whole jigsaw of challenges, love affairs, difficulties, luck, victories, sadness, happiness, and everything in between. Life is a giant, chaotic jigsaw puzzle that sometimes makes perfect sense, and sometimes… well, sometimes it just looks like an ants nest of pieces scattered across the floor.
Given your natural propensity towards defensiveness and power, towards understanding and controlling every single piece of that puzzle, I’m here to suggest a radical, almost terrifying concept for you this month. Try to align yourself with the changes that are happening rather than fight them. What do I mean? I mean, accept the world for what it is and not what you think it should be. If it’s midnight and raining, you don’t insist it should be a sunny, bright morning do you? No. You simply accept midnight and raining as reality. You accept it for what it is. And because you accept it for what it is, you have no problems with midnight and rainy.
Sometimes, us humans, especially you Scorpios with your innate need to feel secure and in command, feel threatened by what’s happening around us, and our first instinct is to dig in your heels and try to fight it. But this month, that fight is utterly pointless. You are being carried by forces far, far bigger than all of us, forces that are guiding you to a surprisingly beautiful place. Don’t fight. Let go. Surrender to the current. Because honestly? It’s gonna be alright. More than alright, actually. It’s the liberation you’ve been subtly craving.
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Your Lucky Days: June 7th to 9th, June 16th to 18th, June 25th to 27th
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Imagine a clean glass of water, pristine and clear. Then someone adds some red ink to it. And then adds a splash of deep blue. And just for good measure, someone else pours some orange ink, and finally, a touch of brown. Now, take a good look at that glass. What color do you call that? See? You can’t, can you? It’s completely unclassifiable. Perhaps we could call it the color Sag (pronounced Saj). And here’s the good news about the color Sag, all those colors are great colors. There’s nothing bad here, no muddy despair. It’s not poison, in fact, you can drink it, and it will add essential vitamins for you to further expand your knowledge and understanding of the world.
This month, that unnamable, multi-colored concoction in the glass, is you. You’re a brand new color, a unique blend of experiences, insights, and energies that simply cannot be put into a neat little box. You might feel like you’re a walking contradiction, a little bit of everything all at once, and if you try to label it, you’ll drive yourself nuts. But this is your way forward this month. This is your secret genius.
Your natural propensity for luck, for finding opportunity where others see chaos, is directly tied to this refusal to be defined. Don’t try and fit into a pre-existing colors, paint everything the color Sag. You are the luckiest color in the zodiac because you naturally embody an optimistic outlook on life. Embrace the multi dimensional, the blending of opposites, and joy of being exactly who you are. This month, the universe is practically demanding that you have nothing but fun and capitalize on what manifests from all that joy.
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Your Lucky Days: June 10th to 12th, June 21st to 23rd, June 1st to 3rd
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
So you’ve been in a cosmic tsunami for years. Your old life got washed away and you’ve ended up floating around, lost on some random flotsam and jetsam. You’ve been waiting for the floodwaters to finally die down and put on dry land, get your feet back on the ground. And it’s hard being in a tsunami. You’re at the mercy of huge, unpredictable waters; sometimes it’s crazy rough and sometimes slow and eerily still. The real, hardcore truth is, you haven’t been in control of your own life for quite some time. You’ve just been riding the flood, trying not to drown.
Well, guess what? All that wet is about to change. You’re gonna have to fight for it because you’re still in a battle for your future but your core superpower, persistence, will overcome anything life can throw at you. Persistence will always, always win. Luck can’t beat it. Money can’t beat it. They say if you gently stroke a rock for long enough, the rock will eventually dissolve. That’s the kind of relentless, quiet power you possess, and it’s time to unleash it.
This month, you need to fight and push and push real hard. You are right at the very end of this long, arduous journey. You are about to make a huge breakthrough, a colossal shift where you reclaim the steering wheel of your life. Just a little further. Don’t give up now, not when the shore is so close. Summon every ounce of that legendary Capricorn discipline and drive. This is your moment to break through.
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Your Lucky Days: June 3rd to 5th, June 12th to 14th, June 21st to 23rd
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Dear rebel, strap yourself in baby, because the next 30 years is gonna be like Disneyland for Aquarians. Seriously. The world is changing so quickly that most of us don’t know where to turn. It sometimes feels like we’ve been dropped into a different dimension. The world we lived in is certainly no longer available to us. And this is the new world, the great Aquarian Utopia is threatening to reveal itself. The revolution you’ve been secretly (or not so secretly) waiting for is finally here.
But it’s wise to remember that most revolutions don’t actually work out the way they’re advertised. After everyone has had their heads chopped off, after the euphoria of radical change fades, we usually find ourselves stumbling back to how it was before, leaving only a sticky and foul-smelling residue of the crimes committed in the revolution’s name. Utopia isn’t as Utopian as we’d like it to be. In-fact does Utopia even exist?
So, while this is undeniably a new and exciting time, full of possibilities that speak directly to your innovative mind, be extremely careful how far you go with your freedom. It all sounds good on paper, all that radical dismantling and reinvention, but when the fever of the revolution is gone, you’ll be left on your own, sometimes staring at the wreckage of what you impulsively abandoned. In short, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Embrace the new, but keep one foot grounded in the wisdom of the old.
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Your Lucky Days: June 5th to 7th, June 14th to 16th, June 23rd to 25th
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Let’s talk about that burden you’ve been lugging around for a bit. About two years ago, someone, out of nowhere, walked up to you and handed you a bag of cement. And then, without a word, they just walked off and left you with the bag of cement. You stood there, confused, looking for somewhere to put it down. But no, that bag of cement was stuck to your arms, glued to your soul. You started crying but no one heard you. Your arms became utterly exhausted, your spirit depleted and delirious. You may have even gotten genuinely ill from the sheer weight of it all. Everywhere you went, every step you took, you had to drag that miserable bag of cement with you. Like an albatross, only in cement form.
But then a miracle happened. Just last week, the same person who gave you that bag of cement simply came back and with absolutely no explanation or reason, just took it from you. Gone. Poof. And now, your arms are incredibly powerful and strong, capable of anything, and you don’t have the bag of cement. Cement liberation.
You may be wondering what it was all about? This wasn’t some random act of cruelty followed by a random act of kindness, it was a necessary strengthening. The weight of the cement has prepared you and made it possible for you to achieve your future goals. So congratulations! You’ve graduated from a masterclass in endurance. You’re free, stronger than ever, and ready to be unburdened by what has been…… erm, don’t question it; just embrace your new popeye arms.
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Piscean Party!
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Your Lucky Days: June 7th to 9th, June 16th to 18th, June 25th to 27th